10 Reasons To Date a Lifeguard10 Reasons To Date a Lifeguard
10* Our uniforms are skimpy 9* Our Motto is \'Go in Hard, Come out Wet\' 8* We know how to get your blood pumping 7* Two of us can work on you at once 6* We all are experts at mouth-to-mouth 5* We know all the ways to stroke 4* We\'re always ready to blow 3* We like Front Drive or Rear Huggy 2* We know when to straddle you and thrust
1* We wont stop until the paramedics need to take you;-)
Hell is a Typing Class…clickety click… I have a killer headache. And to be quite frank, I believe I’ve found Hell. It’s an interior classroom, lit by fluorescent lights, no windows, that make everyone’s skin look eerily see through and expose everyone’s purple-y veins. Hell is this class room, where 25 of us sit in silence, our glazed eyes reflecting the computer screen in front of us. But I lied about the room being silent, it’s full of the whir of computers, and the endless, incessant tapping of fingers on a keyboard. A migraine if I ever knew one. I watch the boy next to me hunt and peck his way throuHell is a Typing Class
I Know Why JustashellI know why the singer sings. Why she stands behind the mic for all to judge, and still opens her heart and lets her voice flow forth. I know why the dancer dances. Why she molds and moves, bends and twists, revealing her vulnerabilities. Why she goes one despite the ever present chance of falling or faltering. I know why the artist paints. Why colors flow fluidly from her brush as though it were tapped directly to her soul. I know why the writer writes. Why she finds solace with her pen, the tool that turns her pain into poetry and pleasure to prose for all to read.I Know Why Justashell
A Interview with George BushKcloud: Mr. Bush, I would just like to thank you for coming and sitting down with me today.A Interview with George Bush
Bush: No problem chief. Here, have a rifle.
Kcloud: Uhh…thank you.
Bush: Careful, it’s loaded.
Kcloud: Now Mr. Bush, there are some eerie similarities between 9/11 and when Hitler’s Gestapo blew up a national building and blamed it on other political parties which gave him the power to limit the freedom of his countrymen and fuel a war, a more extreme version of the power you have now, once I think about it. What is your response to that?
Bush-oh, there are plenty
Day In the Life - not the song“…It makes your teeth whiter too…” Click “…We’ll be back after this…” Click “…A New Car…” Click-zapDay In the Life - not the song
I can never find anything interesting on the television. One hundred and fifty channels of complete crap. It was created to numb the mind. I stare at the reflection of the room in the slight glow of the screen that is always there while it’s powering off. “I should read” I yawn to myself. I lift up the newspapers on the coffee table and walk to my room with my book. The bible is worded in such a way it is tedious to read it. The New Testament is like a cult fan book. Jesus this and Jesus that. Wonderfu
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I hope you have a wonderful christmas and i'll see you next year!
thanks for the comment sweetie - that made my day!
about the not being able to write prose thing. yah, i just cant write prose unless i have fact.
(not really. but i can pretend!)
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